“You look so nice in that red dress. That’s a nice building.”
Lord Batur Shroobs, esq.
“I’m lifeguarding a swim meet… which makes absolutely no sense.”
Patrick Williams (my brother)
“#Urahoe if u go to the club wit a skirt n no draws n have the nerve to be doin Passa Passa moves..„”
@jayboyp via Twitter
“[Commercial radio] is owned by one or two corporations now, and they’re not in the music business. They’re in the advertising business, … So let’s not kid ourselves. If you want to hear music, go buy a guitar.”
Elvis Costello
“A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.”
Mitch Hedberg
