Mark David Chapman is a Piece of Shit

I wrote this song after reading a few bits of Time Life’s Most Notorious Crimes in American History. It’s pretty obvious.

Mark David Chapman is a piece of shit.
Mark David Chapman is a piece of shit.
Mark David Chapman is a piece of shit.

Working

The new album is coming along nicely. Some of the songs you’ve already heard if you’ve paid any attention to the daily songs from the past year. I’m doing another round of songs now, some of which may end up in some form or another on the new album. I’m having a bit of writer’s block but the daily songs always seem to cure that. I really like the two so far. Still trying to come up with something for tonight.

The Traveling Blinds

Kati and I were playing poker with Dan and Lins one night and the blinds rolled across the table and disappeared. They were the traveling blinds. Everyone knows blinds can’t see. CHIPS AHOY!

They’re the travellin’ blinds.
No they can’t see. 
They drive around in a big brown bus they’re the travellin’ blinds. 

Three of a kind beats one pair.
Straight beats trips.
Flush beats a straight.
Full house starred Bob Saget and John Stamos. 

They’re the travellin’ blinds.
No they can’t see.
They drive around in a big brown bus they’re the travellin’ blinds. 

BIG BLIND SMALL BLIND CHIPS AHOY!

I Look Like Jesus

I had something written up about this but Tumblr thought it’d be cool to delete it. Party foul! But anyway, here are the words. I dreamed them up in bed while Kates played Oblivion. Hence the Oblivion reference. And this morning I realized that there is a They Might Be Giants song with the lyric “I look like jesus, so they say”. Oh well, mine’s differentz.

Time to get a sidekick, time to get a mascot.
Time to find a fall guy, to take it like a champ.

Time to learn some magic, or drink some holy water.
They say I look like Jesus, so let’s go drink some wine.

7 million thousand people said they thought of it first, and they did.
It’s not about ideas, but execution of said ideas.
800 million billion people have invented the earth, and they did.
Over and over, and over. And over.

Time to play some xbox, i’ll close oblivion gates.
Those games are sixty dollars, there’s always batur shroobz.

Time to start a business, a feat of engineering.
So get me on the fast track, I’ll be the president.

7 million thousand people said they thought of it first, and they did.
It’s not about ideas, but execution of said ideas.
800 million billion people have invented the earth, and they did.
Over and over, and over. And over.

Time to play some xbox, i’ll close oblivion gates.
Those games are sixty dollars, there’s always batur shroobz.

Time to start a business, a feat of engineering.
So get me on the fast track, I’ll be Harry Potter.

Radio Spam, pre-programmed.

Hooray for the new practice space! We converted half of my garage into a studio / jam room / awesome place and here’s the video to prove it. This is “Radio Spam” from last year’s EP. We also learned a song from Nick’s Daily Song Blog and I’ll be posting that soon as well.